Thus begins Cancer Season!
I'm a Cancer, with all the nesting, crying, and creativity that comes along with it. So in honor of my emotional vulnerability and instincts to care for you, I'm putting my greatest creation (thus far) on sale! 20% off Dungeness Crab Pipes, and Crab Claw Joint Holders for the entirety of Cancer Season. Get 'em while they're hot and buttery! Please be aware the crab orders might need additional handling time.
Cast from a real Dungeness crab, this big boi has incredibly sensitive details, just like you, my fellow cancer ♋︎. Realistic crab textures and anatomy are visible from his pinchers to his weird belly armor - guaranteed to keep you entertained in your moments of need! Herbs go between his eyes, your lips on his booty, and the carb is ergonomically placed where his mouth would be.